the process of reading
my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED UNTIL COLLEGE TO MAKE THAT JOKE NOW I OWE YOUR MOM TEN BUCKS I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD ADMIT IT YET” so thats the story of how my parents have been betting on when id come out
please stop reblogging this my dad thinks hes cool now
IM SO DEAD.
there is some real inception shit happening here
there’s no way this is an accident
when ur listening to ur favorite song and it hits the chorus
life hack : you can’t do anything wrong if you don’t do anything at all