Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
this song brings back memories of the dark ages
Every birthday party I went to in grade school had this song. Good times.
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It’s hilariously disgusting that water is a commodity
You can own water now
FUCK THAT WATER IS FOR EVERYONE
WATER FUCKING SUSTAINS LIFE AND WE HAVE THESE OLD ASS WHITE PEOPLE LITERALLY BUYING THE SHIT AND WITHHOLDING IT FROM PEOPLE
WHAT A JOKESAME WITH LAND
SAME WITH EVERYTHING
when shots are fired but you have a good comeback
did he just airbend?
His teammate suddenly collapses in pure awe
[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car
when the teacher finally tells the annoying kid in ur class to be quiet
"omg you’re gay?! I’ve always wanted a ga-"